Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Toilet Necklace

A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.

Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night

by 2lucky2deal March 23, 2016

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat

I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.

by bumm bummm May 2, 2020

skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song

Person 1:aaah Skidi toilet .

by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023

Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

by Souls_fan April 4, 2023

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 12, 2022