A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
Get the dry hump wednesdaymug. (Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
Get the Wednesday Calvinmug. The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”
The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?
Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow
Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow
Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
Get the Woozy Wednesdaymug. A gock gock Wednesday is typically an act executed orally for reasons usually referred to as pleasurable, by an individual who is perceived to be as attractive or comparable to the performance expected of and by Jenna Ortega also better known as Wednesday from a Netflix TV Series that started in 2022 running to the (present day of 2024)
*Random roommate leaving with a couple of his friends to a party & standing at the door yelling to his other roommate*
"Yo Josh... this party going down with a Gock Gock Wednesday, you coming?"
"Shiii... say less! 5 minutes, wait for me in the car."
-OR-
*Dude bragging to his buddies*
"I'm telling you man, she went down on me like it was the last Gock Gock Wednesday. That chick is crazy!
"Yo Josh... this party going down with a Gock Gock Wednesday, you coming?"
"Shiii... say less! 5 minutes, wait for me in the car."
-OR-
*Dude bragging to his buddies*
"I'm telling you man, she went down on me like it was the last Gock Gock Wednesday. That chick is crazy!
by Dontoucher April 1, 2024
Get the Gock Gock Wednesdaymug. by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
Get the Wood Wednesdaymug. Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022
Get the Wednesday Morningmug. Wednesday is a really cool poosay
by Bakauwurmilybaka September 26, 2022
Get the Wednesdaymug.