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Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.
"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?
by T_low June 12, 2010
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Ninja-hump

When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...
Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.
by IO Echo August 4, 2009
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Ninja Shower

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.
Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.
by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017
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water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009
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Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
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ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.
by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009
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Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
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