nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

Greasy Nonce Nugget

A phrase used in calling a BIG FAT CUNT WHO IS A DIRTY PAEDOPHILE!!!!

YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!

by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015

Noche

(n-O-sh) often confused with nosh (British word for food) is an adjective describing something as stupidly retarded or really annoyingly terrible.

That science was so noche.

Spiders are so noche.

by SHLURBIN October 14, 2013

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006

nonchalant

to act as if you are humping something, humps a lot

Please stop nonchalanting that dog.

by what the heck72 June 19, 2010

noncicooler

a nonse

rr no knifes fs hurry up u noncicooler

by Wu July 16, 2003

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016