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Nintendo DS

The console with a battery that will last until the end of time.
"Look at my Nintendo DS!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
Nintendo NInjas are nothing but jokemen.
by anonymous March 7, 2024
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Nintendo 64

1. Noun. A Nintendo 64 is a great device and holds lots of memories of a person, like many other consoles.

2. Adverb. This definition originates from a song called Nintendo 64 by Alex G, where he receives a Nintendo 64 from his brother who killed himself
1. Hey, bro do you want to play on my Nintendo 64 and hang out?

2. I'm gonna commit a Nintendo 64 tonight
by UrAdvradgeTranzBoy May 26, 2025
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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Nintendo Switchblade

The perfect weapon for friendly murder :)
And also for protecting yourself from Karen >:)
Ben: Time to get out my Nintendo Switchblade!
Karen: The WHAT?
by AydinDDT2009™ September 12, 2022
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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Nintendo Derangement Syndrome (NDS) is a term to describe a condition where individuals lose all sense of objectivity and rationality when discussing Nintendo specifically those who obsessively hate the company. This often leads to exaggeration, misinformation, double standards, and bizarre emotional reactions whenever Nintendo is even mentioned. It's much more prevalent ever since the Switch 2 Launch.

You're allowed to dislike & criticize Nintendo. NDS kicks in when that dislike tums into obsession. misinformation, or irrational rage especially when you start acting like people enjoying a game is a personal attack on you.

Symptoms of Nintendo Derangement Syndrome:
• Compulsive Lying about Nintendo sales, hardware specs, or game quality
• Goalpost Shifting when proven wrong
• Downplaying Critical or Commercial Success
• Calling Fans Cultists while foaming at the mouth about a 40-second Nintendo Direct trailer
• Using Piracy or Emulation as a Moral Crusade
FritangaPlays clearly has Nintendo Derangement Syndrome if he dedicated 3 months of uploads to shit on Nintendo and the Switch 2.
by LPBvgc July 18, 2025
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