irks my nerves

To piss off, grind the gears of, makes one twitch just thinking about the issue.

It really irks my nerves when someone smacks a random girls ass.

You know what irks my nerves? Going to school, being greeted with the 7th Grade Twilight Fan-girl made posters announcing how soon New Moon is coming out in theaters.

by My lolwut? October 20, 2009

never

Means not going to happen, ever.

Louise: Hey biddy, give me back my hat

Biddy: Never!!!

by Biddy July 18, 2005

NeverGuess

The coolest person in the world. he pwns everyone. OMFG he is so secsy. I luvrs him!!!! he is teh pwning map maker. he pwns every game. and can kick your ass in real life.

OMFG!!!!!! youll never be like NeverGuess!!!!!!

STFU!!! stop trying to act like NeverGuess!!!!

NeverGuess pwns your shitty ass!

No one can be NeverGuess... just NeverGuess.

by The Universe February 1, 2004

Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.

"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.

by The Gobbler's Knob Social Club October 4, 2011

Never mind the buzzcocks

One of the acest quiz shows ever with regular apperiances from the infamous number 5 in the celeb line up

Just look at mark lamar go

by meglet December 30, 2004

Never lose your smile

A dog whistle for far rights and neo nazis. It references the smiling SS Totenkopf Symbol in Nazi Germany. People on TikTok use that phrase to support Nazi propaganda

Mike: This world is so fucked… I’m so angry I hate those dirty Immigrants flooding Europe and ruining everything.

Paul: Never lose your smile!

by Amba_Singh April 13, 2023

misfortunes never come singly

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

by Nabeel, January 15, 2008