The girl is on her back with her legs on top of the man's shoulders. As he cums, he throws sand (or any other fine granule...such as ground coffee) into her eyes. When she finally rubs it away, he is gone. Only then will she know the wrath of the angry ninja!
Matt: I met this bitch in a bar last night and we went back to her place to fuck.
Joe: What happened?
Matt: In the middle of it, she asked what I was doin' tommorrow!
Joe: What'd you do?
Matt: I blew my load my load on her face and gave her the angry ninja!
Joe: Nice.
Joe: What happened?
Matt: In the middle of it, she asked what I was doin' tommorrow!
Joe: What'd you do?
Matt: I blew my load my load on her face and gave her the angry ninja!
Joe: Nice.
by the wrath of the ninja May 21, 2008
Get the angry ninjamug. 
Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
Get the Poptart Ninjamug. When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...
Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.
by IO Echo August 4, 2009
Get the Ninja-humpmug. Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.
Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.
by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017
Get the Ninja Showermug. What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3
Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!
Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
by Ultrafiend101 December 4, 2010
Get the Ninja Gaidancemug. Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 8, 2020
Get the Legal ninjamug.