Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Degenerative Muscle Coindrome

Degenerative Muscle Coindrome (DMC) is a disability where a person loses all of their Bitcoin and regresses back into the coindrome.

Jack: Ben mate I lost all my BTC, I can feel myself regressing into the coindrome
Ben: Oh shit, sounds like you have Degenerative Muscle Coindrome, Vitalik has that
Jack: Oh money skeleton?
Ben: Yeh, Its ok though don't panic, just buy FUNFAIR, $1 hardcoded
Jack: Hahahaha ok then JJ

by Bendyman123 April 21, 2018

bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 20, 2018

No Muscle Ass Bitch

Somebody whose incapable of building muscle.
A cunt that's trashing everybody online and is a skinny piece of shit.

Fuck you, you no muscle ass bitch!

by Roided Beast March 16, 2018

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Marriage muscle

(Noun) The penis.

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021