lives on the moon

Pedophile

“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”

by Copheyboi December 16, 2021

Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.

Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon

by Gary p November 13, 2016

Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

by Craygal September 25, 2020

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Booted to the moon

When you hit a large jump and get sent to the moon.

Dude I was playing Dune yesterday and got booted to the moon, it was so epic!

by Kenjubb December 30, 2017

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Moon Rockets

term used for sagging breasts which point down at a sharp angle

Those moon rockets were pointed south like a polish compass.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010