minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020

Minecraft-Style

Throwing any edibles in the microwave to cook.

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Did that shit Minecraft-Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021

Minecraft RTX

minecraft but its beatiful and gorgeous, everyone who doesnt have RTX cards will be jealous but who has them will be greeted by holy images

me: hey Minecraft RTX is coming out in beta!!!
random guy who doesnt have a RTX card: thats trash lol no difference
guys with RTX cards: flexes in screenshots

by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020

Die In Minecraft

A phrase often said while playing Minecraft to mean die in the game. This is different from just using Die. It was often said by the famous Youtuber Astelic so it didn't come off as a threat.

Player one: Walking on a bridge
Player Two: "Die in Minecraft!" Throws a fireball

Player one: Falls and dies

by AweGen December 8, 2020

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020