A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010
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by Marcrazy February 17, 2009
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Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).
He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005
Get the Michael Berryman mug.1. A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who heroically ordered Paris Hilton back to jail for probation violation and made her cry like the irresponsible, immature, vacuous, and spoiled whore she truly is. He is also a nominee and virtual shoe-in for the upcoming Ruler of Earth elections.
2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
1. "Man, Michael Sauer is a great guy - he really gave that spoiled bitch Paris Hilton what she deserved! This just goes to show you that deep pockets and a deep throat can't always bail you out of a situation that is 'too hard' and 'too demeaning for a heiress'"
2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
by Crescendo July 3, 2007
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Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!
by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021
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Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009
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