by skoooping September 06, 2020
Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
by Melon_69 December 15, 2020
The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.
by Slickhonkie October 06, 2012
by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022
The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.
by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015
someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
by euan murray April 11, 2016
KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021