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Max

A man child that spends all day playing crucible on destiny but can’t manage to carry people through trials. What a fucking chode. Thinks the game only exists for pvp players. Get a life.
by Badbaddirtybad October 8, 2020
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Max

by ventridel July 5, 2019
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Max

A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.
" Who's that." Thats Max the stupid cunt. No one likes him
by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019
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Max

Dont be such a max
by Big dicj February 13, 2020
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Max

Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude
Max I’m gonna drop kick your loony toons ass
by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019
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Max

Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.
Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there
by uraseed April 19, 2019
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Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!
by lovelycookie June 25, 2018
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