squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 2, 2021

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Muppet

someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine

Hurry the fuck up, muppet!

by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009

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I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011

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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

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