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Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon
Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021
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landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022
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Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.
Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)
by MeFingerless August 14, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a guy who will be there for you since day one. He’s very dedicated to the people he chooses to hold close to, and he keeps his circle somewhat small. He has a good head on his shoulders, and he knows how to treat a girl. He’s kind, loving, and joking around is his favorite personality trait. He’s the most attractive guy you have ever seen in your life, his brown eyes and brown hair are beautiful and if a guy could be called pretty, it would be Landon. He is perfect in every way imaginable; personality, looks, heart, smile etc. Literally everything, he’s got it. You are guaranteed to fall in love with him, and he will be an important part of your life for the long run. Everyone needs a Landon
🫧: I have a new boyfriend!!
🗽: Is he a Landon?

🫧: No actually he’s a-

🗽: L
by Derpyferretsgirlfriend June 7, 2022
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Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”
by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020
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landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair
My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete
by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017
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landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.
guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"
by Profound.artist October 14, 2019
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