Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.

Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay

zamn he's a landon big strong

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022

Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon

Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!

by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021

Landon

landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life

oh no landon is turning my huzz off

by Smelvin228 March 14, 2025

landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.

“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”

by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon

the term "Landon" refers to a fat fuck who sucks at everything

Landon is such a fucking loser and he should kill himself

by aassddadaadada August 19, 2023