Kansas Tornader

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.

Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby

by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018

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Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

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Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.

Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO

by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018

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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023

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Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

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