Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST

by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

duce knot

When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move

She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.

by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

shag-knot

The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.

'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'

'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'

by Sidders02 March 8, 2021

Frayed Knot

A frayed knot (aka Afraid Not) is a poor excuse given when someone isn't going out with a group of friends. Usually it means to try harder to persuade someone.

Symbolic of the once tight bonds of a relationship that are now wearing thin. A little extra pressure will break the bonds.

When Scott is asked to meet with some old friends, he responds sheepishly saying "Frayed knot, I'm spending the evening with my wife"

by DomonicC February 19, 2024

peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.

Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip

by Silent92 August 13, 2022