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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
by 123456769 September 3, 2023
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Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
by _weegee July 30, 2023
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Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.
“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”
by Burlykansasbear April 30, 2024
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
by Themesiah February 21, 2024
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Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.
Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024
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