Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.

I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.

by Midwes$t March 6, 2020

Kansas Pizzeria

When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.

Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.

Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!

by Mictasty December 13, 2019

Kansas

Ope

“Kansas people have their own language. All they say is ope”

by Just another Kansan May 30, 2018

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Augusta Kansas

Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend

"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"

by Dylmitch September 22, 2016