Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.
Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!
by Holly.T.C January 05, 2011
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Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
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Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 05, 2011
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jordan

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates
Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan
by ieaph April 04, 2011
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Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.
(Jordan)
by All about money December 22, 2016
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Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
by fuck whoever took my name April 04, 2018
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