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Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing
Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.
by Sierralemon April 3, 2021
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sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory
ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget
by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020
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jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.
Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.
by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021
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The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.
Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.
by Jessurie August 15, 2011
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Jeff Youm

What is a "Jeff Youm"? When you play One Piece Treasure Cruise, you need to feed the units other units, turtles, pigs, ect. to gain the necessary expérience to level up those unit. Sometime you will have the possibility to feed the exact amount (super satisfying) of exp needed for a unit be max level (lv99) but once in a while rng will fudge this all up and make you waste exp anyway by giving you a super success, it is called pulling off a "Jeff Youm".

Named after the name of his "creator", who regulary post his Optc in-game achievement on facebook in a unique and funny way. One of the greatest, awesome, mvp, famous and respected One Piece Treasure Cruise player who ever played this game on global server.
I did it! I finnaly achieved to pull of a Jeff Youm!
by Optc4ever August 27, 2017
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A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
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Jeff lang

another way of saying 'go ahead' or 'it's fine'
Person1 : Can i drink this one?

Person2: Jeff lang

Person1: Are you going with us?
Person2: Jeff lang
by qwertyqtqt November 11, 2016
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