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Jason

A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.
Bro Jason is totally going to get expelled this time
by @therealKermitthefrog December 5, 2019
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An extremely thoughtful guy. Sweet and caring, he’s careful not to hurt your feelings. He’s very smart, too smart for his own good. He’s gorgeous. A lot of girls want him. When he walks down the hallways in school everyone is in awe
Kayla: omg have you seen Jason today?
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!
by Random girly.com October 19, 2019
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Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!
Jason you suck at fertnite!!
by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019
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A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.
Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019
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Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
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A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol
Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye
by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019
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