jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared

Just handsome and hot,that’s all.

Jared HSIEH

by Jared Hsieh November 22, 2021

Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents

Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.

by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021

Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.

Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared

by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022

Jared

Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.

kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.

by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021