January 10th

A day to sleep all day

Hey I am going to sleep.
Why it’s 5:00
It is January 10th

by Honeybear86 January 10, 2021

January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 07, 2021

January 26

Kiss a girl day!

January 26.. Kiss a girl day!

by Pebbles :) January 25, 2021

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

January 21

International Slap a Ginger Day

Person 1: *smacks Robert*
Robert: What did you do that for?

Person 1: Cuz’ its January 21, my favorite holiday

by TheWolfWhoCriedBoy January 21, 2022

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 03, 2019