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Law of Jas

Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.
I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.

I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.
by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012
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high ja vu

Stoner 1: Dude pass the weed.

Stoner 2: Wait, didn't this just happen?

Stoner 1: Dude, you just had a high ja vu!
by High ja vu March 9, 2016
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jas

A little bitch who probably does give a fuck if you are wearing Gucci or Louis Vuitton or any high fashion brand. Super narcissistic but talented, and always stands up for his friends. Can't last 2 seconds at a Home Depot but prefers the presence of the whole "Hollywood" vibe. (totally kidding. totally love Home Depot.)
Thoroughly dislikes vain guys but does love self-confidence and struts in Italian leather shoes while walking down school halls.
Don't be such a jas
by fucking brat July 27, 2018
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Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
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jas

brandy poops everywhere and her sister steals the hairstyle
aur naur its jas
by outnumbered September 11, 2021
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Jas Peachy

When something is great or funny!

Pronunciation:
J is pronounced like a French j (je)

As is pronounced like the as in yas
by Loljksrry September 9, 2020
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Ja peace

A way to say good bye or see you later. Say this to a close friend or a really sexy girl. It is like the n word for chill people. Don’t say it unless you are chill.
Ight I’m bout to head out bro, ja peace.
by You’re mommm June 5, 2019
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