turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

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Camel jockey

A person of Middle Eastern descent, mostly those of Arabic and Islamic. Used as an insult. Means the same as sand nigger. First used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan.

That camel jockey was a terrorist informant.

by Sexy light skin June 16, 2019

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Bottle Jockey

A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.

Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.

by the transient November 18, 2011

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Camel Jockey

Anyone With A Turban

XD Look At That Camel Jockey! XD XD XD

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

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ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.

I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.

by Vincent June 27, 2004

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1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

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