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Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.
God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!
by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017
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high jeff

A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.
*friend walks into room* Oh, high Jeff!
by fisher2 November 11, 2019
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Jeff Lawrence

This name sounds like a silent letter in a word, silent but meaningful and necessary. When he's comfortable with you and you are already close with each other, he may be loud too. A funnyman. Romantic, almost everyone wants to have a Jeff Lawrence in their lives. Someone who is too nice, so be careful. You may fall for his weirdness. Rest assured, you'll be at peace when you're with him.
There's just something unexplainable about Jeff Lawrence, on how these women and men turn their heads back on him, jaw dropped.
by Mr.ssavvy March 10, 2022
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j.money jeff

A person that is awesome at trivia, and is remembered for being a GOAT. He is well known for his amazint matches at Wrestling Trivia Clash.
Andrew: Hey, have you heard about j.money jeff?
Mikey: Yeah, he is an absoulte GOAT!
by The Bruh Sky March 5, 2021
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Jeff lang

another way of saying 'go ahead' or 'it's fine'
Person1 : Can i drink this one?

Person2: Jeff lang

Person1: Are you going with us?
Person2: Jeff lang
by qwertyqtqt November 11, 2016
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A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
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The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.
Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.
by Jessurie August 15, 2011
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