Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".

She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!

by QuacksO February 2, 2013

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013

gifted mythic egg

An item in the ROBLOX game known bee swarm simulator, it always hatches a gifted mythic bee, usually one you don't want.

Guy: I am about to use a gifted mythic egg! Oh no i got a gifted spicy bee, BTW im a blue hive :(

by cf23 August 20, 2024

Repeat-gifted

When you receive a gift and then give it back to be wrapped, and the same person receives again.

I gave a gift to my son before Christmas and repeat-gifted it to him at Christmas.

by annonnonnonnomous November 23, 2018

Gift Rape

When a gift is forced upon you when you have clearly indicated you do not want one.

"My mother gift raped me after I had told her I did not want any presents for Christmas."

by Rob Riggins December 20, 2024

God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021