Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

by Vince! May 17, 2008

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt

The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.

"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.

by jgf September 30, 2006

12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021

You give them an inch they take a mile

When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.

Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile

by CroBoii March 25, 2020

the whole nine yards not the first six inches

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

by RUKind January 8, 2009