mud queen

a woman who prefers to sail the skin boat up the fudge canal instead of the tuna river.

I introduced anal sex to my wife with the help of a vibrator, and now she's a mud queen. It's a love story!

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

Mud Pretzel

My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career

Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.

by .Woody April 12, 2009

Mud Butt

Simply put, diarhea, a horrible shit that you cant hold in any longer.Commonly used on the Chappelles Show.

Aw shit, I knew I shouldnt have ate that burger, now I got Mud butt and no place to shit.

by neverrusty October 23, 2006

Mud Baby

A person whose personality and/or physical appearance is so vile and repulsive that it inconceivable that they originated in a human womb. The only explanation for their existence is that they spontaneously arose from a pile of mud and/or fecal matter.

Nancy Grace is a mud baby, and so is that annoying chubby woman on her show that quotes Shakespeare.

by KingWolfos July 14, 2008

Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 21, 2009

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017