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gutter barbie

Pretty woman who aims low in her verbal attacks against others
She is such a gutter barbie for talking about my mom.
by supatmorgan February 11, 2023
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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
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Gutter whore

Coda a pathetic worthless little fox not even worthy to lick stale cum off a public restroom toilet seat.
Coda doing what coda does best being a gutter whore.
by Candy179 March 18, 2023
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Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.
Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.
by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022
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Gutter Worms

After I jerked off my belly button was filled with gutter worms.
by dilybob123 October 20, 2017
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Gutter Plugger

Someone who prefers initiating anal sex over vaginal intercourse for the pure purpose of seeing the recipient in pain and discomfort.
He was well-known amongst his social circles as a Gutter Plugger because of his insatiable anal appetite and desire for others discomfort.
by TheCircus October 12, 2016
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Gutter Queen

The act of vaginal or anal penetration with ones erect appendage, while simultaneously defecating ones bowels while sitting on a toilet.

Step one: Guy sits on toilet
Step two: Guy gets a boner
Step three: Chick sits on boner ( which hole; dealers choice )

Step four: Guy takes shit
Bonus points: Use her squirt as bidet
"Dude on my way home from work i stopped at Taco Bell and got a perfect gutter queen tonight."
by Wolfsnatch October 25, 2023
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