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Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.
by Kal2731 October 7, 2021
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Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow
Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump
by 665565555 April 19, 2019
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Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.
Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.
by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019
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sport hump

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.
by hydroponics May 21, 2003
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hump cating

A gentle pat of the grundle; funbridge.
by GrundleMonster April 15, 2014
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The Trump Hump

To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.
Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump
by Harbinger_of_the_Abyss December 9, 2019
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Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.
Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick
by pyreo December 22, 2019
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