Holy Cost

The price Christians pay to be a Christian.

The price we pay for being a Christian is a Holy Cost!

by dilly wacker11 January 11, 2012

Holy Damn

being surprised

Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.

by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016

holy roller

A joint rolled out of paper torn from the Christian bible

Dude, this hotel has a free bible. Feel like a holy roller?

by twoThumbsThisGuy September 8, 2006

holy shamozzle

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.

"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"

by this_dude666 October 31, 2014

A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

by hdhitch October 20, 2020

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 6, 2018

Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021