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Holy Damn

being surprised
Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.
by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016
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Holy Cost

The price Christians pay to be a Christian.
The price we pay for being a Christian is a Holy Cost!
by dilly wacker11 January 11, 2012
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holy roller

A joint rolled out of paper torn from the Christian bible
Dude, this hotel has a free bible. Feel like a holy roller?
by twoThumbsThisGuy September 8, 2006
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Holy cray

A verbal expression of surprise in response to unexpected and particularly bizarre events and /or circumstances. The term is loosely interchangeable with "holy crap" or "holy shit" but not synonymous. Instead, "holy cray" specifically pertains to unusual circumstances usually brought about by one or more persons suffering from mental instability and/or severe intoxication leading to dangerous, yet incredibly entertaining actions in the presence of a public audience.
"Holy crap dude! That frat guy just drank a whole can of his own piss thinking it was beer! We even told him but he's too fucked up to listen or care."

drinker of urine then proceeds to make out with some chick at the tailgate before forcefully purging the contents of his stomach in a projectile fashion onto this female. The said female doesn't seem to mind, but in fact, appears to enjoy the taste and sensation of the mixture of bile, half digested food, and re-ingested urine, covering her head to toe.. The two continue to hook up in spite of these events, and things escalate to an unsightly degree.

"HOLY CRAY dude!!! That girl is disgustingly insane! She cray cray."
by all4it May 30, 2013
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
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Holy Chow

I only eat holy chow.
by shribr January 10, 2021
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holy juices

"baby squirt ur holy juices on me!!!!1"
by tonkles August 2, 2015
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