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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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trap handle

noun-
1. Penis, but specifically in regard to one on a tranny, crossdresser, or general trap.
"Sorry man, we thought he was a chick. Ah, but trap handles make fools of us all."
by Alphamazing March 31, 2009
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Scandal handle

Two meanings (possibly more)

Meaning no.1: Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a name or "handle" used by daily print,blog and bloggers (which differs from their birth name) who write or "report" specifically about gossip and or drama associated with rumors and or gossip of any kind. This could also include radio hosts and other forms of media not listed in which a individual uses a alias or handle instead of their real name to contribute any form of drama or gossip to anyone's life.

Meaning No.2 = Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a hood rats ponytail, weave extension or any type of body excess which could be used to hold,pull or push during sexual intercourse or foreplay.
EXAMPLE(s) COINCIDE WITH MEANING NUMBERS:
No.1: His real name is Mario L but while he is reporting the latest celebrity smutt he uses the scandal handle Parez Hilton.

No.2: Man says to another man about recent one night stand with a Hood Rat - "You know how I do, I grabbed that Scandal Handle and gave that hoe the capital D!" Other guy assumes he is speaking about the frosty blonde extension he saw Latishwa with just a day earlier, which sh had placed at the top of her head in a ponytail facing the right side of her back.
by Urbanswervin July 12, 2015
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Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
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sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018
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Doggy handle

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.
by texmex2000 October 1, 2019
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