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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
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butt handles

The collection of fat directly above the buttocks, creating a convex shape where it should be convex.
"man, why is my butt so small?"
"it's not, you've just got mad butt handles."
by eclectictoaster November 25, 2013
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grabbing handles

by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015
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Scandal handle

Two meanings (possibly more)

Meaning no.1: Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a name or "handle" used by daily print,blog and bloggers (which differs from their birth name) who write or "report" specifically about gossip and or drama associated with rumors and or gossip of any kind. This could also include radio hosts and other forms of media not listed in which a individual uses a alias or handle instead of their real name to contribute any form of drama or gossip to anyone's life.

Meaning No.2 = Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a hood rats ponytail, weave extension or any type of body excess which could be used to hold,pull or push during sexual intercourse or foreplay.
EXAMPLE(s) COINCIDE WITH MEANING NUMBERS:
No.1: His real name is Mario L but while he is reporting the latest celebrity smutt he uses the scandal handle Parez Hilton.

No.2: Man says to another man about recent one night stand with a Hood Rat - "You know how I do, I grabbed that Scandal Handle and gave that hoe the capital D!" Other guy assumes he is speaking about the frosty blonde extension he saw Latishwa with just a day earlier, which sh had placed at the top of her head in a ponytail facing the right side of her back.
by Urbanswervin July 12, 2015
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Handle

A name used on most social media platforms. Also commonly referred to as a username.
Oh my god! Did you see Dans new Twitter handle @DanIsNowOnFire
by spicy flamingo July 19, 2016
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Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking
I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016
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Trump Handle

Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
by BrewTa22 October 14, 2016
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