matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 06, 2009

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 February 16, 2018

Loveland handle

One thumb in her asshole to assist with the leverage in doggy or reverse cowgirl

I had her in the Loveland handle last night and she wouldn’t leave after

by Sampygra October 10, 2023

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 02, 2023

Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 22, 2021

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 11, 2017

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023