handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

Woman-handling

Another word for hand job.

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.

by happysullivanheck July 2, 2021

handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.

Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.

by BanginDave December 17, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Fridge without a handle

Wet blanket.

Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.

by fridgewithoutahandle June 12, 2019

butt handles

The collection of fat directly above the buttocks, creating a convex shape where it should be convex.

"man, why is my butt so small?"
"it's not, you've just got mad butt handles."

by eclectictoaster November 25, 2013

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018