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grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!
by Mealoil July 9, 2010
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keep it greasey

To keep it greasey is to do the perform the prep work for anal sex.
"Keep it greasey,
so it'll go down easey"
- zappa
by boheeka July 28, 2005
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I use Greasemonkey in Youtube, I use a script that runs vids in HD automaticly.
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greally

1.) Adjective, used to describe someone who is really grotesque and otherwise deformed.
Sam: Hi Mum, Am I good looking?
Mum: You look Greally nice dear"
by Daniel Greally September 3, 2006
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Ball grease

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.
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