A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.
by granny343 May 27, 2011
Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.
There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
by LunarlightChronicles February 16, 2008
Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
by The_Nigga_JB June 08, 2012
When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
by SexEd.com July 07, 2008
by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 21, 2019
A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020