How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
Get the How's your Grandma? mug.

eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.
That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!
by granny343 May 27, 2011
Get the eastern kentucky grandma mug.

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
by LunarlightChronicles February 16, 2008
Get the Happy Birthday, Grandma! mug.

Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!
by The_Nigga_JB June 08, 2012
Get the Grandmas Ass Cheeks mug.

grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"
by SexEd.com July 07, 2008
Get the grandma's fuck cheese mug.

On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 04, 2021
Get the On yo dead grandma mug.

grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels
I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch
Get the grandma saggy ass mug.