A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.
by granny343 October 14, 2011
Get the eastern kentucky grandmamug. Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.
There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
Get the How's your Grandma?mug. 1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008
Get the Happy Birthday, Grandma!mug. Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012
Get the Grandmas Ass Cheeksmug. When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
by SexEd.com July 7, 2008
Get the grandma's fuck cheese mug. A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.
dinkle: *cries* you right.
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.
dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
Get the On yo dead grandmamug. A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020
Get the My Grandmas Muffinsmug.