When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 23, 2011
When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020
When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.
“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”
by nassenma August 08, 2022
by The Glazer February 12, 2023
When you talk about someone and you don't want people to think you're glazing or complimenting them too much
Example 1:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze
by ZOA Warrior 69 May 14, 2024
"it'll be over for those bikers on Instagram once I start making reels"
"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"
"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"
by Malaysia_178 August 03, 2024
by Glazer boys August 01, 2023