The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.
Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
by jammer283442 October 24, 2018

A Gabe is normally a bit weird and can be a douche bag sometimes but can also be the best person alive and make you happy and always make you smile and feel loved. Normally they are fairly attractive and can be stupid but you love them.
by No please April 8, 2019

You pour a full bottle of Astro Glide down your anus and defecate into your partners mouth as he tongues you, he must slosh it around before shoving his tongue into your pussy and forcefully injects the concoction into you, he does so until you cum and squirt everything back into his mouth which he then swallows.
by HYW September 8, 2025

Amazing man . If you ever meet a gabe don’t let him go . If gabe ever tells you he loves you or compliments you he means it . Gabe will love one girl . Never let her go . She means so much to him. She is in love with him too . Just might not be as open about it . Gabe is sexy funny always makes u laugh . Never let gabe go
by Unknown Gabe lover June 21, 2019

gabe is sporty but not on too much of serious level he is friendly and will help you most of the time with some jokes to throw at you because your too dumb to know the answer he is a good and loyal friend. but he can be a dick if you like the girl he likes he is also very protective.
by jacksonandgabe April 24, 2017
