GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gnome

Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).

Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.

by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

gnomes

goodnight babygirl

gnomes

by gnomesbabes May 7, 2022

Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022