Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.

Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July

by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Honey Gnome

A Gnome covered in honey

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.

“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”

by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018

lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

Gnoming

To hunt for gnomes
The action of hunting for gnomes

Maria went gnoming in her garden

by lol I pop June 30, 2023