Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

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Funky

A scottish pedophile known for trying to use sexual discord bots to interact with girls younger than him

Funky- Oh aye hes a funky wannabe

by ahjufikfgeuiguifffgsfgeikfhshs July 24, 2020

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funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

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funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

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collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

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