Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks

Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell

by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025

Funky Dunky

An Interjection used to describe music that bears unique characteristics and elements. A song that will make you groove and move no matter what.
NInja Tuna's "Kalimba" and Bill Wurtz's "i might quit" are two great examples of Funky Dunky songs.

A: "Dude, is that Scarlet Fire?"
B: "Yeah, it is."
A: "Turn that up bruh, that song's Funky Dunky!"
B: "FUNKY DUNKYYYYY!!!!!!"

by Puffheadmelodicaperson79 March 23, 2022

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023

funky monkey

a monkey that dies funky

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by stumpcool January 15, 2022