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To beat with a bundle of sticks.
or
To beat with a stick.

"Im going to go fuck Bob. Wanna come?"
Translation: "Im going to go beat Bob with a stick. Wanna come?"

Fuck by Rackal August 14, 2008

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F. found U. under C. cardinal K. knowledge
basically found having sex!!

Bob: oh baby that feels good
Jill: mmmmhmmm give it to me
Bob: mhmm
Jill: uhh mhm ahh aww ooo

Jills Father: what the fuck is going?

Bob: umm sir i was sexing your daughter

fuck by MontHannah March 6, 2008

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Abbreviation for "Fornication Under Consent of the King"

Sir William the black knight needed to apply for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" before he could fuck his mistress

fuck by maltese001 September 23, 2009

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to fuck to have sex as in vaginal penile sex

my girl jaycie sucks my cock everyday then I FUCK her hard and pound her

Fuck by 9"cock November 18, 2010

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1. Broke.
2. Crash.
3. Fail.

In some places you can use fucked.

1. I fuck(ed) my leg. I fuck(ed) my leg.
2. I was drunk...so I fuck(ed) my car.
3. Did you do the exam? Yes, but I fuck(ed) myself.

fuck by Johnattan November 5, 2007

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Fornication Under Consent of the King..

The blacksmith's daughter had to wait months before she could FUCK the Prince and enjoy his bodily fluids or man foam...

fuck by Cpl W May 18, 2008

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An acronym meaning to Fornicate Under the Command of the King.

Nobody in America fucks, it isn't a monarchy.

fuck by W. Brennan September 26, 2008