Chug Face

An individual, though outwardly blue, who takes life by the tube and drinks with his head to the sky, or till he's too high.

The mayor of Clown Town gave Chug Face the funnel to the city in hopes that he could do what the mayor had always dreamed.

by woodchuggchugg December 4, 2010

2 faced

A generally nasty term to describe someone who is nice to a person, perhaps a friend and then gives them abuse without that person knowing. Can often also be known as "back stabbing" Most often done by girls.

Hooker: "Your good at this" ;-)
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"

*The next day*

Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"

*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"




Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."

*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"

by McCandyman March 8, 2009

your face

a phrase that can be added as a prefix or suffix to any insult as a comeback.

Dude: You're ugly.
Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix)
Dude: That's hella stpid
Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix)
Dude: That makes no sense
Guy: Your face doesn't make sense!
Dude: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.

by moofoo June 7, 2004

Stitch Face

The worst F**ing face to ever exsist on ROBLOX.
i would pick the demonic winning smile over this bs face.

"Stitch Face is Good" -A 4 year old slender/cnp

by Rosellia September 6, 2021

save face

When one realizes their blunder and uses a tactic to try & cover up their mistake. Whether it works or not is to be determined by the situation.

Joe realized what a fuckin dork he was when he used that lame pick-up line on Beth and her friends so he tried to save face by saying he had to go to the men's room.

Jill didn't get the joke, but she laughed along to save face & hoped that no one would ask her to explain the punch line.

by MischiefMaker December 28, 2003

face diaper

slang for face mask

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.

A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.

by shitty car November 22, 2007