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Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
by bush did 911 February 12, 2023
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italian_espresso

A user on tiktok who plays Cookie Run: Kingdom, Simps for Latte Cookie and Chocolate Bonbon Cookie. Usually post about Cookie Run: Kingdom, and sometimes Cookie Run: Kingdom rule 34.
italian_espresso: *post a video of did you just talk back to me*

user 1: WHAT!
user 2: YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!
by Italian_Espresso September 10, 2023
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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!
by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
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The Nanny Express

One of my favorite movies, with Vanessa Marcil, who was an actress on the ABC show "General Hospital".
In the movie "The Nanny Express" , Vanessa Marcil wears glasses.
by ColumbiaPicturesLover December 26, 2011
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Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
by The Voodoo September 25, 2013
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The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.
"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
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the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.
Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
by talllankyjew December 15, 2017
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