Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation

Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's

by onmychest101 November 20, 2013

Eskimo kiss

The act of rubbing your nose on a penis that is so small like a belly button , like eskimos

Hey Gary, pull down your pants so I can give you an Eskimo kiss

by live2color April 10, 2022

Eskimo Pepper Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s eyes.

Omg, I can’t believe John eskimo pepper sprayed me last night!

by B3zus May 24, 2025

Eskimo sister

Two chicks who slept the same mister

F*** that those bitches are Eskimo sister

by Ggwhyme22 October 1, 2018

Eskimo

This is a creature so white and pale they will instantly blend in with anything white they come in contact with. They cab also be known as Layne Connor

Eskimo or Layne connor is a fucktard

by Joe wild November 19, 2018