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English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.
by Itsdanno June 14, 2016
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.
by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015
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english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.
Those sandals really show off your English toe.
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English Class

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Head of English

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues
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Brief English

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.
Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.
by but for March 13, 2019
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